Wank me out!?!?!

[Grandtheftcow]

I need some over the top ridiculous and crazy descriptions of my online persona that crosses the realm of masturbatory fantasy into a whole new range of unprecedented self love.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Grandtheftcow]

Rough draft. BTW this is the intro for my site once I get it back up.

Behold! For you have stumbled upon the grand library of Grandtheftcow and entered the inner sanctum of his vast knowledge of teh Internets!?!??!?!?!

His years as an elite troll warrior and +5 leather armour bonus has assisted in his earning the high ranks of TK elite member, leader of the TK Historical Society, member of the Four Horsemen of TK, High Lord Administrator, and the god of a cult following.

However instead of using his godly powers to terrorize the fragile, naive inhabitants of teh Internets Grandtheftcow will share his wisdom and knowledge to the uneducated peons in order to give a taste of the nectar of Internet high society.

Could anyone take that seriously?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I can hear your zits popping as I read every word.

 

[jack]

I actually like you, despite what a meshuganneh you are.

 

[Gagh]

Wank me out, before you go go?

 

[Grandtheftcow]

I can hear your zits popping as I read every word.

That's what I'm going for.

Oh and I found a source for some hilarious RPG profiles.

I actually like you, despite what a meshuganneh you are.

You'll have to help me out on the definition of meshuganneh. Google tells me it's Jewish but other than that :-?

And jack you're an important part of TK's current board culture and are always a source of entertainment. Id always rather see someone who's here for their own fun rather than trying to prove something to us or earn entry into some TK elite status I often joke about.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm here for the girls lol.