WANK THE STAR TREK MOVIES

[Conchaga]

Set phaser to cum!

 

[Loktar]

Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor not a chronic masturbator!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Star Trek: The Lotion Pitcher
Star Trek II: The Splash of Cum
Star Trek III: The Spooj on Spock
Star Trek IV: The Boy's Red Boner
Star Trek V: The Final Frottage
Star Trek VI: The Undecover Cunt
Star Trek: Masturbations
Star Trek: First Cunt Smack
Star Trek: Insert Erection
Star Trek: Rimming Sis (ewww)
Star Trek ALL OVER MY 2.0 BALLS!!!1

Remember that old thread at Trek where people came up with sexual versions of almost every Trek episode and movie THAT I STARTED or at least STARRED IN? Those were the days...

 

[Tisiphone]

I wouldn't be surprised if those were all real porns.