Wank

[Further]

But what do you wank to? This is important.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What do you think.

 

[Further]

Gay horse porn?

 

[Mirah]

Did you ever stop dancing?

That is a private affair between he and I.

 

[Mirah]

I went all weekend without wanking
not on purpose
I just was not surrounded by cuteness
no desire
I met up with my lover on the way home
lots of desire
he bit my neck so hard I was so wet
more desire
I pleasured myself for the next 20 miles home
on purpose
He gave me his cock in the parking lot of the park and ride
his desire
I sucked his cock right out in the open
our desire
He makes me so thirsty and then quenches that thirst
our desire
I can't stop thinking about his cock surrounded by the trees, the blue sky
my desire
his hands on my breast, squeezing my nipples
our desire

 

[Dr Dave]

That is a private affair between he and I.

Don't get in my way on this.

DON'T DO IT MIRAH!

 

[Mirah]

Don't get in my way on this.

DON'T DO IT MIRAH!

Go wank

Spoiler

Thou shalt not show thy disdain in this thread;

only pleasure.

 

[Dr Dave]

I'll wank later.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Not gay horse porn.

 

[Further]

Straight horse porn?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No.

 

[Mirah]

I am going to pleasure myself today.

 

[Dr Dave]

Doing your part for your country I see!

 

[Mirah]

In that case I'll do it __________ times.

 

[Dr Dave]

Good girl.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I had one today that made me think my dick was turning into spaghetti. I'm not sure how.

 

[Love Child]

I've seen that happen.

I did not wank today, nor did I get laid. LAID LAID LAID!

 

[CaptainWacky]

i dont' feel anything

 

[Dr Dave]

I've seen that happen.

I did not wank today, nor did I get laid. LAID LAID LAID!

Sad times!

 

[Mirah]

"If I can't be there, you can't be there"

He says.