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Wanna know why Troll Wars keeps posting their link?

Deaths Head said:
You stupid fools!!! Recruiting from here would be like recruiting from NAMBLA and RAINBOW COALITION all at once, plus the severe retardation.
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So what you're saying is, your severe mental retardation is hard enough to handle without the other stuff? That's a solid point...I will concede that your retardation could present difficult challenges.


Welcome New Poster Death Fellatio!
 
Mentalist said:
Wait a minute... You have more than a basic command of the English language?


Why are you defending peons who cannot even spell? Surely you have enough of a grip on reality - as is evident from the above post - to understand the alternative outlook on this sorry psuedo-invasion. From what I've seen of Troll Wars so far it seems like you would be far better served here than there.
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Why am I defending trolls who play slack-jawed, drooling Deliverance Retards? I was there.

Also:

I am the Great and Incomparable Gurk MacGuintey.!

I stride like a giant across the cyberlandscape laying waste to all that dare oppose me! Armies of board whores, midget clowns and name trolls follow in my wake, basking in the reflected glow of my singular brilliance!

Women swoon at my gaze and men see in me the ideal that men should strive for, while liberals, muslim scum and perverts quail in fear at my approach
...
Any questions, Mental?
 
I've heard this opinion bandied about a lot. Even if within its slanderous tone there lay a kernel of truth, so fucking what?

I've done boards since your mom spat out your unborn older brother and this is, quite simply put, one of the best.

Warts and all.
 
Blindgroping said:
Do IT!!!!!
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At your bidding, little non-troll?

Would you have words from me?

Words.

They can be most troublesome.

They pop into your head and come out your mouth
all knitted together and woven into a kind
of rhythm of meaning

You can make them sharp so they slice
or leave them blunt and brutal
smashing all pretense
of misunderstanding

They can be a weapon
a tool
a signal
a song
a formless sigh

And sometimes you can string the meanings together to make funny jokes.

Thus is trolling defined for a self-proclaimed non-troll.
 
You are so hung up on definitions, it must be like having a sphincter for synaptic gap.

Why would you give a shit if we're trolls or not? Don't you realize you're being trolled by that very thing when you respond in this manner?
 
jack said:
You are so hung up on definitions, it must be like having a sphincter for synaptic gap.

Why would you give a shit if we're trolls or not? Don't you realize you're being trolled by that very thing when you respond in this manner?
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Did I say you're not a troll, jack?

It was the other dipwad I defined trolling for who earlier claimed it was not a troll.

- and I absoluetly understand that I am "being trolled" by responding here. That's the game as I see it. Wasn't it you wads who demanded I "show my skilzz"?

You guys are fun. I may have to stick around after the skirmish settles down ... or not as caprice takes me.
 
Wanna see something funny? Watch me replace one word with another and have it still make sense.


Gurk_MacGuintey said:
At your bidding, little non-troll?

Would you have farts from me?

Farts.

They can be most troublesome.


Farts.

You can make them sharp so they slice
or leave them blunt and brutal
smashing all pretense
of misunderstanding

Farts.

They can be a weapon
a tool
a signal
a song
a formless sigh

Farts.

And sometimes you can string them together to make funny jokes.

Thus is farting defined ...
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