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WARNING: Game experience may change during play

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
What does that even MEAN?
 
It's gonna mess you up.
 
GRUMBLE BERRIES
 
Was this an arcade game?
 
No. I think it might have been during ONLINE play, which makes a bit more sense, but it's still a vague and gay warning.
 
LoL...sounds like something you'd hear in Tron, and then you're being forced to play for the MAN.
 
Or The Last Starfighter!
 
Maybe it's an erectile warning.
 
It's legalese for "Remember to hit pause when Mom calls you in for dinner."
 
WARNING: Game experience may change during play
lol

(for the gym)
WARNING: Exertion may cause temporary fatigue & perspiration

(for a date)
WARNING: Interaction may cause emotional fluctuation.

(for books)
WARNING: Knowledge may increase
 
(for HIV)
WARNING: May develop into full blown AIDS.
 
Is the game Sabbac?
 
Is that something to do with the Sarlac?
 
No, its the card game Han and Lando played when Han won the falcon.

Each card has a microchip, and every 30 seconds or so, every card in the pack, wether on the table, or in your hand, randomly changes to another card.
 
Tricksy. But I bet Han cheated by rigging the changing mechanism, right?
 
Probably, its been a while since I read about it.

But in the EU, they played again, and for a year Lando owned the falcon again, until he gave it back to Han in an attempt to impress Mara Jade into bed.
 
"Hey, look, I don't have a cool ship anymore, how's about a date? We can go anywhere in-system you like!"
 
Wgat a nigga gonna do?
 
Hello, what do we have here? Truly you belong here with us in the clouds.

HE'S A SMOOTHIE.
 
Its a good job he didnt live in mucus city.
 
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