WARNING: SPOILERS INSIDE!!

[Big Dick McGee]

• Bruce Willis' character is actually dead through the whole movie
• Madonna is the real villian
• The Predators hunt for sport
• Jaye Davidson's character is actually a MAN
• Kevin Costner's character is actually the Russian spy they've been looking for
• "Jigsaw" is actually in the room with them the whole time
• "Number One" is the nuclear missile
• They're all in purgatory
• It was Colonel Mustard in the Observatory with the lead pipe
• The guy across from you has a full house

More later

 

[CaptainWacky]

What movie was Madonna the villian in? The movie OF HER LIFE?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

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[Eggs Mayonnaise]

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[Big Dick McGee]

Yah, it was Dick Tracy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WELL PICKLE (SHIT, DON'T MENTION HIM) MY PENIS.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

• There is no God
• You'll never get laid
• Marty McFly's life is better after he fucks around with time
• Emma Watson will NEVER, EVER know who you are

 

[Cassie]

OH NOES!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

• Emma Watson will NEVER, EVER know who you are

That's just mean.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She already knows.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

• The Phillies win the World Series again this year
• Liam Neeson is R'as al Ghul, not Ken Watanabe
• Scientology is all bunk
• Rosebud is a sled
• They're REAL, and they're SPECTACULAR

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

• The Phillies win the World Series again this year
• Liam Neeson is R'as al Ghul, not Ken Watanabe
• Scientology is all bunk
• Rosebud is a sled
• They're REAL, and they're SPECTACULAR

1) Nope, Dodgers. Sorry.
2) Next movie it will turn out to be BRUCE CAMPBELL.
3) True
4) :shock:
5) One of the few funny lines from Seinfeld...spoken by TERI!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Naw, the Dodgers have once again celebrated winning last night's game like they won the World Series. The Phillies will crush them in the NLCS. Then we'll beat the STANKEES YA HEARD?!?!?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I don't care if the Yankees lose. I hate them more than you do, LOL!