WARRIORS

[Gagh]

COME OUT TO PLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

WARRIORS

COME OUT TO PLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

ULTIMATE WARRIOR

COME OUT TO RACISTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

 

[CaptainWacky]

CONTENDERS, REEAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDY!

 

[Gagh]

COTTON BUDSSSSSSSSSSSSS READY!

RIC FLAIR: A WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GA!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Davey Boy Smith: I'm gong to win the Royal Rumble because I'm BIZARRE!

 

[Gagh]

HE DID AS WELL BUT MICHAELS RETURN AND SUPERKICKED HIM WITH SHERRI'S STRAP-ON

 

[CaptainWacky]

YEP THEN GORILLA SAID "GOOD FUCKING GAWD IN HELL THIS IS THE BIGGEST TRAVESTY SINCE THEY GAVE THAT FAG PATT PATTERSSON A JOB, IF MY SON JOEY MARELLA WAS STILL ALIVE I'D GIVE HIM A STUNNER, THAT'S HOW ANGRY I AM, BART THE HAMMER GUNN JUST GOT SCREWED BY BUTTERBALL!"

 

[Gagh]

Then Pamela Anderson made the most pointless celebrity appearance of all time, doing a Spineroonie in Michael's dressing room whilst Mantaur hopped around in the background beacuse Isaac Yankem had eaten his CRISPS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Then MTV's Jennifer McCartney said "hey, I'm not MTV's property you know!" and CELINE DION jumped out from the Titanic wearing a Donkey Kong suit and said "LET'S ASK RUPERT GILES ABOUT THAT" and he said "Anya is gay!"

 

[Gagh]

Then FAT FADER slipped up because he was wearing a bunny costume and chasing Anya, but Funaki got into the house with a chainsaw where the Scoobies were trapped with real eyes in the punch and shit, so Hogan gave the fear demon the LEG DROP OF DOOM, because it was only 6 inches tall, and therefore he could never be asked to do a clean J-O-B to it.