Was Dalen Quaice Crusher's Sugar Daddy?

[Gagh]

He sure looked like somebody who had a pink Starfleet pimp's uniform to me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Was he the old man from "Remember Me?" If so I FORGOT HIM, BONC!

 

[Gagh]

Yeah. He disappeared - DOWN CRUSHER'S STARFLEET-ISSUE PANTIES, LOL!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He looked like he just emitted one long silent 24-hour fart for years until his death by warp bubble clot.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SURELY creating static warp bubbles where your fantasies become realities somehow (how the FUCK did that work anyway?) would be like doing drugs for 24th century FOLKS?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Apparently the universe becomes as big as your head, which would make you Tom Cruise since his head is about as big as the....universe...

The last time I found him appealing was in Risky Business. Some of you weren't even born yet. That's how bad he's sunk...

 

[Gagh]

But Tom Cruise played Sonya Gomez, the female engineer who spilled coffee on LaForge's BLACK COCK.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And a fine job he did too.

 

[Gagh]

He was also Benzite #2 in that DS9 episode where Sisko did Kassidy Yates up the arse with the Grand Negus' staff.

 

[Mentalist]

HEE HEEE HEEE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

He was also Janeway's older brother Hitler in the episode "Janeway's older brother Hitler" and he did dlstyk aeylrdhf8 dsflh sd fhon Wesley!

 

[Gagh]

I liked the bit when Paris and Janeway turned into hot naked Warp 10 Lizards, and had frequent hot naked Warp 10 Lizard sex.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

GET THE VANILLA SKYCHEESE TO SICKBAY!!!

Best. Ep. Evar.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THe bhest Voyager was the onere wherey they got home and all the Maquis were sent to jail fro being tratorist