Was Elvis sexually attracted to shoes?

[CaptainWacky]

"Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
you can fuck my wife
but stay off my blue suede shoes or I'll fucking kill you" - lyrics from the Elvis song 'my fucking blue suede shoes'

Was Elvis a shoe-fucker?

 

[Loktar]

Was Elvis a shoe-fucker?

Yes. He was jailhouse rocking after fucking a size 12 men's sneaker.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And of course I Can't Help Falling In Love With Shoes.

 

[Dr Dave]

The Colonel had to always hide his shoes.

 

[Cassie]

Love Me Tender actually about fucking shoes?!!!

 

[whisky]

I sing the blues while I fuck my shoes in the ghetto

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well since my baby left me
I've found a new place to dwell
It's down at the end of Jabroni Drive at the
SHOEFUCK HOTEL



Yeah he definitely fucked shoes

:clang:

 

[Dr Dave]

!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Also when he was found dead on the toilet there was a shoe on his dick.

 

[whisky]

Recock

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Blue Suede.

 

[Cassie]

Burning Love about a hot shoe.

 

[Loktar]

A Little Less Conversation about not fucking shoes.

 

[whisky]

Converse?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Priscilla Presley looked like a shoe before all the surgery.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if Michael Jackson fucked the shoes of those boys he did/didn't abuse, has anyone checked their shows for his spunk? THEY FUCKING SHOULD.

 

[Loktar]

Ed Sullivan: We have a really big shoe for you tonight (to fuck).

 

[The Question]

You ain't nothin' but a tennis shoe
Slappin' muh nutsack all the time

 

[Mirah]

What if Michael Jackson fucked the shoes of those boys he did/didn't abuse, has anyone checked their shows for his spunk? THEY FUCKING SHOULD.

Beat it. I'm a smooth criminal and thats the way you make me feel.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He cleaned all his spunk off the wall.