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Was Elvis sexually attracted to shoes?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
"Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
you can fuck my wife
but stay off my blue suede shoes or I'll fucking kill you" - lyrics from the Elvis song 'my fucking blue suede shoes'

Was Elvis a shoe-fucker?
 
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CaptainWacky said:
Was Elvis a shoe-fucker?
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Yes. He was jailhouse rocking after fucking a size 12 men's sneaker.
 
And of course I Can't Help Falling In Love With Shoes.
 
The Colonel had to always hide his shoes.
 
Love Me Tender actually about fucking shoes?!!!
 
I sing the blues while I fuck my shoes in the ghetto
 
Well since my baby left me
I've found a new place to dwell
It's down at the end of Jabroni Drive at the
SHOEFUCK HOTEL



Yeah he definitely fucked shoes

:clang:
 
!
 
Also when he was found dead on the toilet there was a shoe on his dick.
 
Recock
 
Blue Suede.
 
Burning Love about a hot shoe.
 
A Little Less Conversation about not fucking shoes.
 
Converse?
 
Priscilla Presley looked like a shoe before all the surgery.
 
What if Michael Jackson fucked the shoes of those boys he did/didn't abuse, has anyone checked their shows for his spunk? THEY FUCKING SHOULD.
 
Ed Sullivan: We have a really big shoe for you tonight (to fuck).
 
You ain't nothin' but a tennis shoe
Slappin' muh nutsack all the time
 
CaptainWacky said:
What if Michael Jackson fucked the shoes of those boys he did/didn't abuse, has anyone checked their shows for his spunk? THEY FUCKING SHOULD.
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Beat it. I'm a smooth criminal and thats the way you make me feel.
 
He cleaned all his spunk off the wall.
 
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