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When all we asked for was pictures of vegetables shaped like genitals and esther rantzen telling us everything was going to be alright as she would stop all the bad in the world.
Now we watch POLICE RAPE ACTION!! and DEATH CAMERA!
They should do that at the end of crimewatch, just to put your mind at rest after the brutal reconstruction of various murders, heres a turnip that looks a little bit like a cock.
They should also do it at the end of the 10-o-clock news. You know, and now ladies and gentlemen a return to gentler times with our allotment correspondent Kate Adie.
Maybe they should report major news with vegetables. Here is John Simpson now with a report on the various factions Baghdad represented with fruit and vegetables.
The Al Sadr faction, here represented by nectarines with bruises like tits is coming into conflict with a Sunni faction here represented by a grapefruit in the shape of marilyn monroes lips. People would pay attention more and world peace would ensue