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was the world a better place?

headvoid

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
When all we asked for was pictures of vegetables shaped like genitals and esther rantzen telling us everything was going to be alright as she would stop all the bad in the world.

Now we watch POLICE RAPE ACTION!! and DEATH CAMERA!
 
They should do that at the end of crimewatch, just to put your mind at rest after the brutal reconstruction of various murders, heres a turnip that looks a little bit like a cock.
 
They should also do it at the end of the 10-o-clock news. You know, and now ladies and gentlemen a return to gentler times with our allotment correspondent Kate Adie.

Maybe they should report major news with vegetables. Here is John Simpson now with a report on the various factions Baghdad represented with fruit and vegetables.

The Al Sadr faction, here represented by nectarines with bruises like tits is coming into conflict with a Sunni faction here represented by a grapefruit in the shape of marilyn monroes lips. People would pay attention more and world peace would ensue
 
it's a beautiful dream.
 
Martin Luther King used to give powerful sermons using vegetables, and not a lot of people know that.
 
Martin Luther King was Michael Caines brother apparently.
 
Michael Caine is an immortal. He will never die, unless someone beheads him.
 
My best friend is a boob shaped cauliflower
 
I like cats.
 
There are five baby kittens in the boat. FOR REASL
 
I can't go on lgol
 
Sometimes, pornography shows people sticking fruits and veggies in naughty places!
 
Unnatural.
 
Who killed Jill Dando: I think it was headvoid.
 
Dammit Pickle Jesus!
 
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