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WASP COCK BAStArd

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
Wasp STING!

Bitch, haven't had one in years and I can't move one of my fingers. It's like one half of my hand has been to the dentist.

NOT GOOD.
 
WASPS are Not Our Friends.

one little bastard kept charging me this summer every time I went out to put clothes on the line...what the hell?.... I hope a dragon fly ate it.
 
p.s. get some vinegar and pour it on the sting....it neutralizes the alkaline wasp venom
 
When a wasp stings me, I get the bug spray and KILL ITS ENTIRE FAMILY :rwmad:
 
At first I thought HV had been stung on the cock.

Now that would have been bad.
 
I did once get a wasp sting inside my belly button when I was a kid. Thankfully the cock sting has never happened.

I KILLED IT btw.
 
You have to show those wasps who's the boss.
 
I drown those mofos when I kill them with the spray.
 
*hands headvoid pillzlol*
 
ugh, fucking wasp sting. I'm sorry for you.
 
They is creatures of pure evil.
 
Unlike the noble bee.
 
Bees can go and die too....



....after they are finished making the delicious honey.
 
Bees are neat.

My favourite bee is the bumble bee.
 
THEY HAVE CUTE KNEES.
 
They look SOFT!
 
I likes bees! Loktar you ungrateful wretch we'd all starve to death without cross-pollination! Why do you want the MF to die of starvation? :rwmad:
 
Once I was working in some really rich clients' HUGE garden. One day I was in a part where there was alot of vegetation to clear out and I heard this loud buzzing but I couldn't see anything! This went on for a few minutes and I was getting really worried - it kept getting LOUDER. then I noticed all these bumble bees flying low to the ground - I was standing in the middle of their nest, crushing the life out of their babies - yet not one stung me. I moved to work elewhere...this family had so much land they could keep that part wild, so I told them about the nest, and because they were good folks they let it be. HAPPY ENDING FOR ONCE.
 
p.s. headvoid, how's the finger?
 
I likes bees! Loktar you ungrateful wretch we'd all starve to death without cross-pollination! Why do you want the MF to die of starvation? :rwmad:

I know bees are useful OK?:rwmad:

Doesn't mean I have to like them. I hate anything that can sting or poison me. Scorpions, jellyfish, and snakes are on my list too.
 
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