Watch Godly Porn Only!! ACCPET JESUS NOW OR DIE!!

[Squirtle The Turtle]

I bet most of you watch ungodly porn. You're going to burn in Hell for that!!

 

[Archibald Nixon]

 

[Charlemagne]

MY EYES!!!!!

 

[Squirtle The Turtle]

MY EYES!!!!!

That was blasphemous. The Lord Jesus Christ never did have sexual intercourse, and certainly not with an excrement eating queer.
God does approve of pin ups, and of course hetrosexual adult baby porn and furry porn. Homosexual porn is hateful to god, as are all Queers.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

 

['Gear]

Jesus sure is a stoic fucker.

 

[Consumer]

An absolutely stunning little blond with porcelain skin and the bluest of eyes in a ripped dress screaming "OH GOD" as she rides some anonymous dude.

Yeah.