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Watched a bit of Nemisis tonight
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I just watched a few minutes there and had to run to the bathroom to vomit with rage.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
The Scimatar has corridors so big you can fly shuttles down it.
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
And yet the only room for the main reactor core was right behind the Bridge!
bryce
New member
Hi, and THX!
(You know, considering how this was about a Star Trek movie and all, maybe instead of "donkey", I should have said that the movie "sucks sweaty targ balls"? Or explained how the director reminded me of a Denebian slime devil, or the screen writter was soft and shapeless, like a Regulan bloodworm...?)
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"He wants to look me in the eye."
Umm, okay.
Umm, okay.
bryce
New member
Oh yeah, that bothered me too. The main reactor that generated and channeled this insanely huge amount of a type of radiation that is extremely destructive to organic life. And they put it in a small, open, and completely unshielded and unguarded room, just behind the main bridge. Great thinking fellows.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Best TNG movie ever:
"Best of Both Worlds" Pts 1 @ 2, with the Picard scenes from "Family" strategically edited in.
Someone put that together, please. The beginning & ending Family scenes should bookend the story, and scatter the rest of the Family scenes lovingly in between.
"Best of Both Worlds" Pts 1 @ 2, with the Picard scenes from "Family" strategically edited in.
Someone put that together, please. The beginning & ending Family scenes should bookend the story, and scatter the rest of the Family scenes lovingly in between.
Gagh
Χριστόφορος
When I first watched the movie, I sat in slack-jawed disbelief at the rot I was watching with Nemesis. I thought it reached an early nadir with the dune buggy bit, but then Spiner decided to get all actorific with B-4.
Then Tom Hardy decided that doing a Patrick Stewart impression in fact comprised of doing an impression of Dick van Dyke doing an impression of an Englishman. Indeed, if Picard, Troi, Riker, Shinzon & The Viceroy had suddenly burst into a bout of Chim Chim Chiroo it would have immediately rendered the last few acts far more watchable than the Data's-neck-fat subroutine we were forced to endure.
Ron Perlman was utterly wasted in this movie.
Then Tom Hardy decided that doing a Patrick Stewart impression in fact comprised of doing an impression of Dick van Dyke doing an impression of an Englishman. Indeed, if Picard, Troi, Riker, Shinzon & The Viceroy had suddenly burst into a bout of Chim Chim Chiroo it would have immediately rendered the last few acts far more watchable than the Data's-neck-fat subroutine we were forced to endure.
Ron Perlman was utterly wasted in this movie.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Yeah, they gave Ron Perlman a fight scene with fucking Riker where he fell down a bottomless pit which they have on the bottom deck of the Enterprise for some reason.
The Beer Hall Pooch
Well Known Asshole
So Nemesis actually happened? I thought it was a long nightmare I had.
Volpone
Zombie Hunter
It did not. It is the only "Star Trek" film I have not seen--and have no intention to see. They suckered me with "Generations". Then the awesomeness of "First Contact" allowed them to sucker me with "Insurrection". They suckered me with "Enterprise". They suckered me with "Voyager".
When Berman started showing up on the publicity circuit, babbling about how it was the greatest Trek film since TWOK I said "A line must be drawn HERE!"
and refused to see it.
I've seen all the others, but I will never see: TFF, GEN, or INS again. I may see the Director's Cut of TMP, because everyone says it is awesome. But I will only see it with one of these people. And if it turns out that it still sucks, I will kick him in the balls when they roll the end credits.
When Berman started showing up on the publicity circuit, babbling about how it was the greatest Trek film since TWOK I said "A line must be drawn HERE!"
and refused to see it. I've seen all the others, but I will never see: TFF, GEN, or INS again. I may see the Director's Cut of TMP, because everyone says it is awesome. But I will only see it with one of these people. And if it turns out that it still sucks, I will kick him in the balls when they roll the end credits.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I remember having a dream about Nemesis after reading spoiler reports. It was better than the film turned out.
whisky
Boobie inspector
I had a dream before generations came out where Kirk was on the enterprise D with Picard on the bridge and the ship was hovering close to the ground on a planet with a huge waterfall miles wide and deep, and it was hovering near the spray with a rainbow coming from the waterfall over the enterprise.
It looked awesome, both captains were on the bridge, and Data never once said anything stupid.
The real film couldn't hope to compete.
It looked awesome, both captains were on the bridge, and Data never once said anything stupid.
The real film couldn't hope to compete.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
I dunno. Two guys looking out at a rainbow over a waterfall... sounds kinda gay.