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Watched 'Hotel Chevalier'

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I'm surprised it took me so long. But I wasn't willing to watch it on YouTube quality and I don't know what an "iTunes" is so I had to wait for a torrent. Anyway, it was alright. Quite, umm, arty I suppose. I'm sure there was lots of subtext and deep meaning that I missed. The acting was good. You probably have to watch the full movie to understand it all, but I heard Natalie is hardly in it, so fuck that. Natalie was good. And you saw her naked bum and that's really all you can ask for! I don't know why she regretted it afterwards. What a prude.
 
Maybe her bum regretted not getting mentioned in the credits.
 
Maybe she doesn't want any man to see her naked until her wedding night: the night where she will lose her virginity.
 
Oh.. I forgot about her virginity, lol.
 
SHE'LL KEEP IT UNTIL I SAY SO
 
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