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Watched The Da Vinci Code

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I thought "WELL WHY THE FUCK NOT, EH, DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR IT OR SOMETHINK!?" Anyway, it was PASSABLE as a movie but not exactly SEXMOVIE38 or anything! Tom Hanks looked bored most of the way through, Audrey Tattou is nice to look at but did nothing much but ask questions like "so you're saying Jesus had a cock!?", Ian McKellen gives a good performance in EVERYTHING just by talking in his Ian McKellen voice, Doctor Octopus is more fun with robot arms and so on. I noticed a few differences from the book like how the guy at the end wasn't revealed to be Sophie's brother and they took out the romantic stuff which is probably good because, you know, TOM HANKS IS OLD AND SHIT. Also it was funny when they were in London and Hanks said "I know where it is..." then next scene they were in Edinburgh and he said "...Roslin Chapel!" as if they'd said nothing to each other in the ten hour drive or however long it would take I DON'T KNOW I DON'T DRIVe. Anway, it was better than some worse movies but not as good as many better movies.

WACKY SCORE: 4 OUT OF 10!!!!11
 
Yeah, I brokedown and watched it about a month ago. But I couldn't finish the book, it was too boring for me.

I was "eh" about it. Ian was the best thing about it.
 
You are all misguided fools obviously under the influence of the Pastor of Sevens (I just made that bit up!)
 
I'll watch it when it comes on TV, but considering no one says it's good I'm not going to be breaking down the doors of Blockbuster to rent it.
 
Despite being a fan of Audrey I have no interest in seeing this movie.
 
Me either.. the book sucked, and I got sick of the whole Da Vinci code thing a year ago and they're still making TV shows with 'code' in the title.
 
I am Dan Brown said:
You are all misguided fools obviously under the influence of the Pastor of Sevens (I just made that bit up!)

Why were there changes between the book and movie!? HOW COULD YOU CHANGE THE CANONICAL TEXTS!?
 
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