CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I thought "WELL WHY THE FUCK NOT, EH, DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR IT OR SOMETHINK!?" Anyway, it was PASSABLE as a movie but not exactly SEXMOVIE38 or anything! Tom Hanks looked bored most of the way through, Audrey Tattou is nice to look at but did nothing much but ask questions like "so you're saying Jesus had a cock!?", Ian McKellen gives a good performance in EVERYTHING just by talking in his Ian McKellen voice, Doctor Octopus is more fun with robot arms and so on. I noticed a few differences from the book like how the guy at the end wasn't revealed to be Sophie's brother and they took out the romantic stuff which is probably good because, you know, TOM HANKS IS OLD AND SHIT. Also it was funny when they were in London and Hanks said "I know where it is..." then next scene they were in Edinburgh and he said "...Roslin Chapel!" as if they'd said nothing to each other in the ten hour drive or however long it would take I DON'T KNOW I DON'T DRIVe. Anway, it was better than some worse movies but not as good as many better movies.
WACKY SCORE: 4 OUT OF 10!!!!11
WACKY SCORE: 4 OUT OF 10!!!!11
