Wat's ur favorite "Star Trek" quoete?1

[CaptainWacky]

"I have nothing to say to you, O'Brien. Because I don't have any vocal cords!" - Really confusing Thomas Riker line in Defiance.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"Boy I can't wait to finish this gig, playing the villain who gets killed, and go to my next gig, playing the villain who gets killed in Tank Girl" – Dr. Saron, Generations*


* Note: This may not have been in the script, but overhead between takes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"...and THAT is why women can never be starship captains! Ever!" - Kirk, Turnabout Intruder, the last line spoken in the original series

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"Jesus! What's with the ears?" - Zephram Cochrane, April 4, 2063

 

[CaptainWacky]

"If there's nothing wrong with me, maybe there's something wrong with Wesley!" - Crusher's only memorable line

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[CaptainWacky]

"What does God need with a ROCKMAN?" - Kirk, Star Trek V

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"Let me get this straight, Data...you've been evolving for about a decade, and you still need to test a cliché like "a watched pot never boils" as if it's a literal law of science? Really? Really!? I think we need Geordi to take a look inside that pale skull of yours..." - William Riker, what he wanted to say during the lame end tag for "Timescape"

 

[Dr Dave]

"Sir, I protest! I am not a merry man!"- Lt.Worf

 

[CaptainWacky]

"The human race is a lot like gazelles in some way...uhh...we need a prime directive or something. Holodecks, Ferengi, Borg!" - Archer's desperate attempt to improve ratings

 

[CaptainWacky]

"I did NOTHING. Except get caught with my britches down. DON'T TELL ANYONE, MISTER!" - Kirk to Saavik when she caught him masturbating to an oblivious Spock

 

[CaptainWacky]

"It was all about Michael all along!" - the last line of every episode of Star Trek: Discovery