"Ways to fill your daily spam quota" commentary thread

[Gagh]

Is that Mark Hamil in the middle pic!? Is his face like that becasue it was right after the accident or was he just high?

Yeah, right after the accident. He was covered in makeup in Holiday Special to hide the more-or-less still fresh scars.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I still can't believe he crashed his speeder into the RANCOR"

 

[Fuddlemiff]

MUAHAHAHAHAHA! GLYN, YOU HAVE BEEN IN A COMA FOR 3 MONTHS!!!1

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MARK HAMILL PRE-ACCIDENT = DARRIN NO. 1

MARK HAMILL POST-ACCIDENT = DARRIN NO. 2

MARK HAMILL GETTING SUCKED BY NIKKI IN THE ALLEY = WILL FARRELL DARRIN NO. 3

 

[The Tomtrek]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OMG GOT MILK?

 

[The Tomtrek]

They're LASERS damnit!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SPERM LAZERS? MILK LASERS? SPINAL FLUID LASERS?

 

[The Tomtrek]

GAY lasers.

Whoever it hits turns GAY.

Unless they're already gay, then they turn into Ricardo Montalban.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

IF YOU'RE INTO FINE CORINTHIAN (lisp) LEATHER

 

[Fuddlemiff]

and grow gigantic tanned manboobs squashed into a customised Starfleet uniform?

 

[The Tomtrek]

and grow gigantic tanned manboobs squashed into a customised Starfleet uniform?

I thought every gay man had them already.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Gay Uncle loki sent me the uniform actually

 

[Ishcabittle]

dON'T MInd me, JusT SnaPPING uP lAST REPLY.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Not any more you ain't!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Please stop posting Lea pics. Please.

 

[Gagh]

I felt the thread lagged in the middle a little.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MOVEON.ORG WANTS YOU TO SIGN THEIR PETITION TO OPPOSE ANY CONSTITUTIONAL BAN ON GAY NIPPLE LASERS. FIGHT THE POWER!

 

[CaptainWacky]

...what were we commenting on?