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We Don't Have To

Mirah

I love you
Have a certain day where we make 3 new threads. LOL! WE just DO IT! Ha Ha Ha Ha! Not like that silly Mine Field! OH EM GEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

LONG LIVE THE BALD LANDS! LONG LIVE THE FREE! LONG LIVE THE WILD WILD KANGAROO and the silly silly bee. ! .
 
Yeah that silly MF with their lots of posts and whatnot.
 
I know Right?! And their lists, and their somewhat consistent on topic threads, and their categorization of things and people and people and things.
 
It's all so fucking orderly ands sensible.
 
We hates orderly and sensible.
 
Damn straight. Next thing you know people will be decent to each other and trolling will be held to a strick minimum and only in good spirit if at all.

And we wouldn't want that.
 
NO WE WOULDN'T!!

Fuck orderly. Orderly doesn't get things done if you know what I mean. Or it does, if it's that kind of orderly. Then I am all for orderly. Anyway. I digress. Oh that Minefield *laughs in a gentle yet slightly superior way*
 
Yes. *Spills milk on the rug*.
There! That will prove something!
 
It sure will.
What it will definitely not prove, btw, are my skills - or interest - in cleaning rugs. Thought I'd just mention that.
 
Hey why does this rug smell like milk?
 
oh, sorry.

*adds vodka and Tia Maria*

There. Better.
 
Wouldn't be the first rug I've been up close to that smelled like Vodka...
 
So it's double entendre day here at TK.
 
Why we can spam the place up and have a party
 
Nothing like processed pressed meat product to get the party crackin'.
 
On Crackers!
 
Sixteen Saltines!
 
I'm pretty sure that's a full circle somewhere.
 
Zes. Jack Whiteäs album, Blunderbuss, or rather Blunderbuß
 
Are you ok? There seems to be something wrong with your english.
 
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