We got a new kitty

[jack]

Man, I'm such a sap. I was all "fuck that no way" and then my son turned his big brown sad eyes at me and said "PLEEEEEEEEEEASSSEEEEEE dadddddeeeeeeee"

so: welcome Starburst to the fambly:

 

[Henoch]

The kitty is very cute.

 

[Henoch]

"Starburst"??

What the hell kinda name is that for a cat!?

At least ya didn't name it Precious.

 

[jack]

I didn't name it. I wanted to call it "TK" and pronounce the letters like a name "teekay" but my wife got mad at me. I think I will anyway, fuck them.

My son insisted it be called starburst, wtf am I to do?

 

[jack]

Kittens are weird, I forgot about the "popcorn effect" when they spring vertical about three feet when they get startled.

Funny.

 

[lady_elena_wf]

My son insisted it be called starburst, wtf am I to do?

Save the story for when he is old enough to be embarrassed by your telling it to his girlfriend(s).

Here is the best cat toy I ever saw: A wadded up piece of paper connected to a door handle by rubberbands. Nala was crazy about it & whenever a band broke I just replaced it. Cheapest cat toy ever.

 

[KenDodsDadsDog]

Your hands are way to hairy for your own good.

 

[EnglishRose]

Awwwwwwwwwwwww - such a cute kitty

 

[Cluckyx]

Save the story for when he is old enough to be embarrassed by your telling it to his girlfriend(s).

Girlfriends? Try Boyfriends. If calling your cat Starburst isn't an indication of homosexuality, nothing is.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Cats are evil, and should be exterminated with extreme prejudice.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

^You make it sound as if 'evil' is a BAD thing! Most 'evil' is simply misunderstood.

 

[Gagh]

Will you whore pictures of it for Karma?

 

[Captain Jack]

Nice kitty. Never seen one with blue eyes. Very unique.

When I was young, and got my kitty, I named him Garfield. When I got older, and realized his true nature, I renamed him "Killer".

 

[curiousa2z]

ye gods!

can't the man just show a pic of his new lil kitten?????

!!!!!

tell your son "Starburst" is the cutest little kitty INTHE WORLD, for me, ok, Jack?



(and I can say that as ours is no longer a kitty, he's now the cutest CAT in the world... )

 

[Morrhigan]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Too cute. You have lots of fun in store re-discovering kitten things like the popcorn effect (we call it the sproing).

 

[pixiefroufrou]

:biteme: :biteme: :biteme:

THAT CAT IS GAY!!!!!!

 

[Granny Gauthier]

Man, I'm such a sap. I was all "fuck that no way" and then my son turned his big brown sad eyes at me and said "PLEEEEEEEEEEASSSEEEEEE dadddddeeeeeeee"

so: welcome Starburst to the fambly:

 

[Atomic Weggie]

Your hands are way to hairy for your own good.

You also might wanna have that mole checked out, it might be malignant. You wouldn't want to give that poor kitten cancer.

 

[RobL]

Keep it out of traffic.

Thump, Thump!

 

[Fergie]

Awwwww, I love kittens! I have one cat of my own, her name is Luca. Congratulations on your new family member.