We got a new kitty

[jack]

You also might wanna have that mole checked out, it might be malignant. You wouldn't want to give that poor kitten cancer.

That's not a mole, it's a sentient third nipple.

 

[Starburn]

You named your cat Starburn? :huh:

 

[jack]

No, Starburst. I wanted to call it TK but was overruled.

 

[Morrhigan]

So is your kid a FarScape fan, or did he name the cat after his favorite candy?

 

[lady_elena_wf]

Girlfriends? Try Boyfriends. If calling your cat Starburst isn't an indication of homosexuality, nothing is.

I was trying to be nice.

He already had to concede the naming of the cat. Why make his world completely crumble?

Besides, how do we know his wife didn't bribe his son to name it that? My Dad bribes us all the time just so that he has back up when he tries to argue a point against my Mom. I'm just sayin'...

 

[jack]

So is your kid a FarScape fan, or did he name the cat after his favorite candy?

I can't figure out wtf with the name, really.

She's TK to me