WE HAVE THE QUEER

[Gagh]

Prince Edward is still around, folks

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I think William is a closet case.

Harry's a big pussyhound, though.

 

[Gagh]

Harry just wants to know who his Daddy is, and he'll go through as many tokes as it will take on the journey.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Isn't is obvious? His father is Fergie! (Did I mention she has a penis?)

 

[Gagh]

Isn't is obvious? His father is Fergie! (Did I mention she has a penis?)

I'm pretty sure she has a giant venus fly trap.

 

[Conchaga]

Aren't all the members of the British Monarchy incest babies?

Oh, wait... I was supposed to say that subtly, like the British do...

Harry is searching for the bloke who gave him that autosomal recessive disorder.

 

[Tisiphone]

I thought they were werewolves.

 

[whisky]

Wasn't one of their dad's a rugby player who looks very much like him?

 

[Dr Dave]

The Queen of England is one of the lizard people!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

The fourth Earl of Sandwich invented the Ravioli. That's about all I know about the English aristocracy.