We Need to Sex This Joint Up

[curiousa2z]

Lawdy, that girl surely can write a tale about gettin' tale!
*fans self*
whew!

 

[I Love Cunt]

...I never talk about sex here.

 

[BlazerBoy]

How the FUCK did this thread slip under my radar?

 

[Dark Link]

My contribution to sexing this place up:

check out number 1.

 

[jack]

It gets better as you get older. Trust me on that one. I could never do ropes as a kid.

 

[starguard]

I live a rather sexless life. Through no will of my own.

Are you guys kidding?

Haven't you ever heard of prostitutes?

Thats what they're out there for.

 

[Shatna]

I remind everyone that there are still three days left of Erotica Week, so get with the grindin' and sweatin' while you can!

How Blazer Boy and Eggs managed to find this thread and not turn it into a steamy bath house is beyond me, but whatever...

 

[BlazerBoy]

Eggs has been neglecting me, and MM never has E-orgies anymore. I haf no inspiration.

 

[Shatna]

BlazerBoy moaned as manners and Eggs knelt on either side of him, pushing him gently back on the bed. "There we are, dear," manners smiled. "Comfy?" BlazerBoy nodded, then gasped as Eggs handcuffed him to the iron rails of the headboard. "Good, because we'll be here for a very long time," Eggs sighed as he unbuttoned his silk shirt. Manners cooed happily as his sleek, sweat-covered pecs were revealed, and shaking with excitement she bent down to kiss BlazerBoy, her latex corset warm against her skin. Eggs soon joined her, sliding his now-naked body down on BB's and affixing his tongue to the young mod's hardened nipple. BlazerBoy gasped as manners' hot mouth covered his, dominating and teasing him, and his body trembled as her and Eggs' hands moved down his body as one towards his uncoiling erection...

There ya go. Now quit complainin'!

 

[curiousa2z]

Ye gods, Shatna!
Warn a girl, next time, wouldja???!
People are staring at me!!!

 

[Shatna]

Hee.

 

[Tempest]

Still haven't had any sex since I first saw this thread.

 

[Shatna]

That makes me sad.

 

[missmanners]

Goodlord!!!

Eggs? Have you put that video out already?


mm

 

[Geedis,]

It gets better as you get older. Trust me on that one. I could never do ropes as a kid.

Give it up, Vap...all these kids know you're impotent.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

How Blazer Boy and Eggs managed to find this thread and not turn it into a steamy bath house is beyond me, but whatever...

We keep leaving our game in the locker room *blush*

Great little story there! Excuse me for a minute...

 

[Conchaga]

Dry spell with a patch of rain a few days ago.

 

[Denny Crane]

:kitty:

 

[BlazerBoy]

BlazerBoy moaned as manners and Eggs knelt on either side of him, pushing him gently back on the bed. "There we are, dear," manners smiled. "Comfy?" BlazerBoy nodded, then gasped as Eggs handcuffed him to the iron rails of the headboard. "Good, because we'll be here for a very long time," Eggs sighed as he unbuttoned his silk shirt. Manners cooed happily as his sleek, sweat-covered pecs were revealed, and shaking with excitement she bent down to kiss BlazerBoy, her latex corset warm against her skin. Eggs soon joined her, sliding his now-naked body down on BB's and affixing his tongue to the young mod's hardened nipple. BlazerBoy gasped as manners' hot mouth covered his, dominating and teasing him, and his body trembled as her and Eggs' hands moved down his body as one towards his uncoiling erection...

There ya go. Now quit complainin'!

Shatna.........

 

[Conchaga]

I want more gold stars