Weird guest I'M SERIOUS

[Cassie]

Everyday I am nosy and look at the who's online thingamabob. EVERYDAY there's a guest looking at this thread http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?t=14064 GRANDPA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER!! The guest isn't a spider, it just says guest. SECRET CODE?!!!1 OR SOEMTHING?!!!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

maybe kinky person looking for pics?!

 

[Cassie]

Is Grandpa got run over by a reindeer code for twinks? I CAN'T EVEN BUMP THE THREAD CAUSE IT'S IN THE ARCHIVES.

 

[curiousa2z]

WERE DOOMED

 

[curiousa2z]

Speaking of WERES, ANYONE SEEN BLOOD AND CHOCOLATE YET BESIDES ME?

 

[Grammour Boy]

It's TQ reviewing his masterpiece incognito. Writers like to do that.

 

[Dr Dave]

I blame some random person on google.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Speaking of WERES, ANYONE SEEN BLOOD AND CHOCOLATE YET BESIDES ME?

I am very touchy when it comes to werewolf fiction, but I will see it SOMEDAY.

 

[FBI parte due]

It's probably a porn thing.

 

[Ishcabittle]

My guess is it's a proud mother, refreshing the page every three hours to keep her dead gay son's memory.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!

~Heathers

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's Jesus.

 

[Ishcabittle]

back from the dead to browse TK? oh, wait, he wasn't dead, he was resting.

 

[CaptainWacky]

IN PEACE

 

[Cassie]

OMG NOW A GUEST IS VIEWING THIS THREAD!!!!!

 

[headvoid]

I tell you it's Dan fuckin Brown.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BIGTIME

 

[Cassie]

Dan Brown will write a book about the secret TK underbelly

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I look forward to the chapter where Robert Langdon pries open a hidden door to reveal our BIZARRE RITUAL SEX WITH DUCKS

 

[Cassie]

ONLY to discover it was the ducks performing the ritual all along. THEY'VE BEEN RAPING US!!!