Weird News Four Way:

[The Dork Lord]

Bad Santa

Author of nasty
letters from
Santa sought

Canada's post office and police are trying to track down a "rogue elf" who wrote obscene letters to children on behalf of Santa Claus, a newspaper reported on Friday.

 

[starguard]

Probably was this guy :meh:

 

[Harry Balzac]

Fat Guy Falls Forty Feet: is OK

Are the worms happy?

10 spic husbands

Art is Masturbation

 

[Fagh]

Gheyest news story ever?

I think so!

It's a Jail, they're painting pink, and the Sheriff's name is Cox!

 

[Harry Balzac]

Fuck the lazy ass post office, taking their sweet ass time delivering fucking Christmas cards.

 

[starguard]

THEY CAUGHT HIM

 

[Lazy_Ghoul]

"She felt that the worms were being unfairly treated, being expected to deal with human faeces, and that it could affect them in a psychological way," Bell told the newspaper.

OMG GROSS LOL!