Welcome Nice Bad Guy

[Love Child]

I've got my eye on you.

 

[Nice Bad Guy]

My eye is on you as well, my dear. Through my devious looking monacle. I'm not sure if I will use you as leverage for my world domination plans, or just tie you up and have my way with you. In either case, I'll do it in the most polite way possible. Care for some lemonade?

 

[I Love Cunt]

Who the Fuck Are you? Nice Bad Guy! What a Joke! Be one or the Other. Not Both! Choose. Make a choice. A decison. Or tell me to fuck off.

 

[Nice Bad Guy]

I'm both, my pugnacious friend. I'm devious and diabolical, but I'm a polite and considerate villian at the same time.

 

[jack]

OMG Dono's first dual!

 

[Dirk Funk]

It's not Donovan.

 

[Seph]

but it is a dual...

 

[Dirk Funk]

Of course it is.

 

[jack]

betcha a nickel it's Dono

 

[Dirk Funk]

I can say with certainty it isn't him.

 

[Seph]

*cough* its you *cough*

 

[Dirk Funk]

I honestly thought that was a well known fact. I don't have any secret duals at the moment. Kitty stole my favorite one, Blackfoot's Dick when I foolishly lent her the password.

 

[jack]

well most excellent work, that makes you a donovan crossdresser

 

[classichummus]

Nice Bad Guy, I'm going to kill you...in the nicest way possible.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Of course it was Dirk.

Al lof his duals carry the same rancid stench.

 

[Loktar]

Of course it was Dirk.

Al lof his duals carry the same rancid stench.

Ur mom's vagina carries a rancid stench.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Scathing.

 

[Seph]

but true

 

[The Dork Lord]

I wouldn't know: I dion't make a habit of smelling my mother's vagina.

 

[Seph]

not even once to settle all the arguments.