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Well delivered lines by Jake Lloyd in Episode 1

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
"Chesko, Sebulba."
"Cold, sir."

:clang:
 
"Look, Madge has cooked us this beautiful casserole, Karl."
 
"Flash, I love you, but we only have fourteen hours to save The Earth!"
 
Let off some steam Bennett!
 
None of those were lines by Jake Lloyd in Episode 1.
 
You think Jake Lloyd is gonna get the eventual stinkfinger from George Lucas like Dave Prowse did? Banned from conventions and legal threats etc for talking about Star Wars?

Maybe Hayden Christensen will come to his house and fuck him up...
 
Only if he goes around demanding money that isn't his by right and claiming that the only reason his voice wasn't used in the movies was because Lucas wanted a black person on the cast (not because he's got a terrible West Country accent that wouldn't have worked as Darth Vader.)
 
Oo arr Luke, I be your faaarther
 
Did Ray Park bitch when they replaced his voice?

No, because he still had all that money from singing the theme to ghostbusters.
 
You put sonic technology in a screwdriver!?

I was bored!
 
I liked it when Peter Seralastnamevitch was in Spaced and he did the Darth Maul voice. REMEMBER.
 
Hayden:Jake as Zombie:Corpse.
 
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