well I crashed my car and got a DUI.

[bad dog]

I am a fucking idiot. I am a total moron.

 

[eloisel]

Yeah, but you're alive.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Our very own Lindsay Lohan.

 

[jack]

I am a fucking idiot. I am a total moron.

That's fucking dumb, bad dog. Christ, you're in for it now. thank god you weren't hurt.

I don't know if your state is like VT but there's hell to pay for that shit in this state.

Good luck.

 

[bad dog]

Well I will get off for the most part but my woman is pissed at me.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Rehab?

 

[Eat Shit And Die]

Shoulda gave up drink driving for lent.

 

[bad dog]

Rehab?

I will have to or lose my woman.

 

[eloisel]

I thought you were mad at her about the lake trip and you were about to leave her.

 

[jack]

I will have to or lose my woman.

It's worth it, and the sex just gets better.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

I thought you were mad at her about the lake trip and you were about to leave her.

rehab and make up sex changes everything.

 

[Filthy Whore]

I don't care about anything except Neon's foot. And I hear she's an award winning poet!

 

[Enkephalen]

Bad move, Bad Dog. But, you're alive! However, you could have killed an innocent while driving drunk. Instead, it sounds like your woman may kill the nuptials.

When do you find out about what your'll be facing with the court?