Well, I didn't die, yet

[headvoid]

For the next little while, I am officially the proud owner of the below!

It all seems to be straight forward, I've oiled all the mechanism. The man who came to install it kept on telling me not to get so close to it. It's just there is a really fiddly bit that you need to get your head right in to to get to.

Been playing with it for a while now, so WISH ME LUCK!

 

[whisky]

Still looks safer than my bike.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Looks like fun!

 

[Cassie]

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

 

[Gagh]

I got as far as "oiled all the mechanism" and had to sit down for an hour to get rid of the crippling erection.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'll bet you make a fine chopped salad.

 

[Dr Dave]

Cassie is probably shopping for a penis sized one as we speak.

 

[whisky]

Of course if he does use that, he really will have a headvoid.

 

[curiousa2z]

JUST DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER YOUR NEW OBSESSION

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I loved Robert Guillotine on Benson and Soap.