Well, I

[Tisiphone]

*walks into thread, twirling his penis*

No...FUN PART.

 

[jack]

Ive never twirled my penis, just so you know...

 

[Tisiphone]

Just makes me thing of some flapper twirling her pearls while she's dancing.

 

[jack]

Or those nipple things...tassles?

 

[Loktar]

Ive never twirled my penis, just so you know...

Its helps me kickstart my masturbation sometimes.

*scratches helicopter pilot off the sex role play/foreplay list*

 

[Tisiphone]

^Ya know, that's just not sexy sounding...

 

[Loktar]

^Ya know, that's just not sexy sounding...

Ok then....*socially awkward virgin slinks quietly out of thread*

 

[Tisiphone]

Try a fighter pilot. It's got that "Top Gun" mystique working for it.

 

[jack]

Hopefully this won't degenerate into a penis pic thread.

 

[Loktar]

Hopefully this won't degenerate into a penis pic thread.

I wouldn't post my penis anyway. I don't have a wide angle lens.

 

[Falconarg]

If you look anything like you look in your avatar, then i say you can do any fucking thing you want and that includes PMing me some nude pics of yourself, then we can go from there and make this whole dream become a reality, sound cool baby-cakes?

Check your PM.:usa2:

 

[Love Child]

Actually, it's Season 1, Episode 2.

I was trying to be ambiguous for once, ffs. I don't wanna fight this particular fight in public right now. Or maybe I do. Don't know. WAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Besides, why is it that when Love Child does threads like this, everyone pretends to know that it is about RL, and if I do it, it's always taken as being board-related?
...

Oh who am I kidding. It was.

Because nobody cares WTF I am talking about, but when it is you we want to know every single detail.

 

[Love Child]

Good :bigass:

(gonna pm you)

WTF? I don't get a PM? Jesus Mother FUcking Christ.

And just for your FYI, since you like to use letters instead of words, I sent gear a PM too.

(It didn't say anything, just, "glad you are here" and such and such."

I'll be waiting by my box patiently for your response.

 

[jack]

My box is full again.

 

[Ilyanna]

Because nobody cares WTF I am talking about, but when it is you we want to know every single detail.

lol, right....we both know that is so far from the truth it's not even on the same planet...

WTF? I don't get a PM? Jesus Mother FUcking Christ.

And just for your FYI, since you like to use letters instead of words, I sent gear a PM too.

(It didn't say anything, just, "glad you are here" and such and such."

I'll be waiting by my box patiently for your response.

FYI pm sent 2 u bff!

 

[Donovan]

I will also be waiting next to LC's box.

 

[Ilyanna]

Of course you do

 

[jack]

Is that a line I see forming at LC's box?

 

[Loktar]

LOOK OVER THERE!

*cuts in line*

 

[I Love Cunt]

LC is not here right now.