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Well if this doesn't tear your heart out...

eloisel said:
At last, you and I meet. Cool.
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No, ma chère, we do not. But it is like, even If I was an actual friend of the mentioned creatures, I would deny it, and be the first to throw stones at them. I would rather engage in a sexual intercourse with a goat, then dip my anus in honey, and unleash a rabid horde of a thousand hornets onto me.
 
Marquis De Sade said:
No, ma chère, we do not. But it is like, even If I was an actual friend of the mentioned creatures, I would deny it, and be the first to throw stones at them. I would rather engage in a sexual intercourse with a goat, then dip my anus in honey, and unleash a rabid horde of a thousand hornets onto me.
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I'll pay you $50 to make a videotape of you engaging in the goat sex, thousand rabid hornets on your honey dipped anus act if you post it on Youtube and say "This I do for Eloisel!" then send me the internet address for such video. There will be a bonus for every giggle and guffaw I get out of it too. I am generous to that which pleases me.
 
I like being pwned by Laker Girl. It's kind of like having an anal plug shaped like a Barbie.
 
<3

eloisel said:
I'll pay you $50 to make a videotape of you engaging in the goat sex, thousand rabid hornets on your honey dipped anus act if you post it on Youtube and say "This I do for Eloisel!" then send me the internet address for such video. There will be a bonus for every giggle and guffaw I get out of it too. I am generous to that which pleases me.
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HAWT!
 
eloisel said:
I'll pay you $50 to make a videotape of you engaging in the goat sex, thousand rabid hornets on your honey dipped anus act if you post it on Youtube and say "This I do for Eloisel!" then send me the internet address for such video. There will be a bonus for every giggle and guffaw I get out of it too. I am generous to that which pleases me.
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I would like some amusement. I'll up it to $100.
 
Marquis De Sade said:
Why are you posting this on TK ?

1) You're inventing.

2) You're bullshitting.

3) You're attention whoring.

4) You don't mind stupid shit being written in a thread conveying your most sincere feelings about your intimate friends, which leads us to question what kind of a friend are you.


Very respectful of you to post shit about panda sex in a thread lamenting the sorrowful destiny of a supposed orphan and his mother.
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I agree. This thread has the same fingerprints as her "I'm having a baby, fuck you" thread too :D
 
The "Lord" doesn't work in mysterious ways. People are just stupid and think anything that doesn't make sense or is a remarkable coincidence must be explained away by asinine beliefs. :madgrin:

If the Lord really is indeed there, he probably thinks people claiming he works in mysterious ways are dumbfucks, but not so dumb as those claiming good fortune is a "miracle" from the Lord. Dude gave freewill and left us to our own devices, yet he is supposedly doing all this "mysterious ways" bullshit all the time. What a load of donkey jizz.
 
Is donkey jizz somehow more offensive than the jizz of other animals? Suppose instead is was a load of salmon jizz? Or hamster jizz? Are those more acceptable? What if it were a load of purebred samoyed jizz, that's actually a pretty expensive load of jizz, so would it still be an insult to call something that?

For that matter, would donkey jizz by the load be more, or less, offensive than say homeless guy jizz? "What a load of homeless guy jizz!" See, that actually sounds grosser than donkey jizz. But if you said, "What a load of porn star Ron Jeremy Jizz," or "pseudo-gay cebrity Ryan Seacrest Jizz" then that would probably be prefereable to the donkey jizz unless you were homophobic.

Anyway, this thread is pretty much a load of "b-list former child actor who has grown up to become a useless drag on society with very little to show for his moment in the sun than angry bitternes at the unfairness of life" jizz.

Yeah that's kinda awkward. I guess donkey jizz is okay then.
 
eloisel said:
I'll pay you $50 to make a videotape of you engaging in the goat sex, thousand rabid hornets on your honey dipped anus act if you post it on Youtube and say "This I do for Eloisel!" then send me the internet address for such video. There will be a bonus for every giggle and guffaw I get out of it too. I am generous to that which pleases me.
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I think I love you.
 
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