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Well I'll be dipped (Scarlett)

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All In With The Nuts
Scarlett Johansson, Ryan Reynolds Engaged
No wedding date has been set

May 5, 2008

Another Hollywood couple is ruining it for the rest of us normal folks.

Young and good-looking stars Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are engaged to be married, reports People.

"They're both thrilled," says Johansson's rep Marcel Pariseau.

The couple has been dating for more than a year. There is no wedding date set yet.

Reynolds, 31, was once engaged to fellow Canadian, singer Alanis Morissette, but they broke up in February 2007. A month later, Reynolds and Johansson, 23, started going out together in public.

Reynolds is currently filming "The Proposal" with Sandra Bullock in Boston. He last starred in "Definitely, Maybe." Johansson's latest credits include "The Other Boleyn Girl," "The Nanny Diaries" and the upcoming "He's Just Not That Into You."
Why should he get the boobehs all to himself?
 
THEY BELONG IN A MUSEUM.
 
YAY WE JUST NAILED THE PLOT FOR INDY 5!
 
THAT BITCH!
 
Going from Alanis Morissette to Scalrett is quite the upgrade.
 
Maybe even in terms of singing.
 
I've said before that if Scarlett Johansson said "Hey, people of the world, if you agree to end all war I'll pose topless." then we'd get instant world peace.


But noooooooooooooo, no nudity for Scarlett.
 
I mourn for the loss of the hotness that is Ryan Reynolds.
 
Will he stop being hot now?
 
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