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Were the first humans male or female?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I mean, not humans, obviously, but there must have been a time before gender existed but which one came first? I think men came first because they are better. This thread makes no fucking sense.
 
The first human was male. His name was Adam. Then God sucker punched Adam and stole his rib to make a woman called Eve.
 
I think the first humans were man because look: huMAN. I didn't just type "huWOMAN" that would be ridiculous.
 
OMG YOU BASTARDS!
 
YES the word woman just came about because they are men with wombs. Womb + man = woman.
 
I think they were invented by Womad
 
Men always come first.
 
I think there had to be both fairly early on, otherwise there wouldn't be people now ;)
 
Since everything started out hermaphroditic, that's not necessarily the case. It's definitely possible that one sex arose first and the second once came about much later, since males and females can both mate successfully with hermaphrodites.

I dunno, though.
 
YEAH THAT'S WHAT I MEANT.
 
BAH! THIS WHOLE THREAD IS FULL OF LIES AND BLASPHEMY.
 
You need a female to make babies! :rwmad:
 
I'm glad I wasn't the only one to spot CaptainWacky's dodgy etymology work in this thread!
 
I thought you were never going to have an av again?
 
CaptainWacky said:
I thought you were never going to have an av again?
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You missed the part in parentheses where I said until I find something better or Yub posts an av worthy pic. Yub is working on making me a new one. This a just a temporary one.
 
It is a perfectly acceptable av.
 
I think that av is great, Loktar (at least until Sunday).
 
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