We're Unilaterally Altering the Spamstitution

[Dual]

Spamsitution of the Badlands, Article XXII:

By the powers vested in us by articles XVI and XIX, the following is made law:

Effective 1 Octobre, all candidates for the office of moderator must be members of a registered political party. Only one candidate may run per party, and this candidate must have gained the approval of their party through whatever internal selection process they have in place.

Thank you for your time,
The Moderating Team

 

[FBI parte due]

Moderators.

When does it take effect, by the way? "Octobre" isn't a month in any language.

 

[Dual]

Next Thursday.

 

[classichummus]

Moderators.

When does it take effect, by the way? "Octobre" isn't a month in any language.

"Octobre" is Dual's way of being a pompous asshole trying to speak "proper English" because supposedly it's the proper spelling.

 

[Kitty]

I find FBI picking the post apart far most interesting than the post itself.

 

[Yub]

As did I.

 

[FBI parte due]

I guess "Octobre" is actually French for "October." Chalk that up to posting at 4:05 AM.

Still, it's not valid unless you can get both mods to agree to it, even if you really loosely interpret the wording of the Spamstitution. I would have pegged you as more of a strict constructionist, anyways.

Would Ron Paul approve?

 

[J&L Massacres]

What what in the butt

This "law" (pretending it's actually going to happen) is like saying, ok lets have this tiger woods represent the viewpoint of the blacks, and jackie chan for the chinese. Just cuz tiger woods has some black in him, and chan is moderately sane, doesn't mean they should speak for a specific group. Cuz that's why you came up with this idea right? For us to all have avenues of different vuze? Insteed we don't we stay united and equal and not try to be hypicritical and do things that you were bitching about not too long ago, aka changing the badlands.

 

[Dual]

This "law" (pretending it's actually going to happen) is like saying, ok lets have this tiger woods represent the viewpoint of the blacks, and jackie chan for the chinese. Just cuz tiger woods has some black in him, and chan is moderately sane, doesn't mean they should speak for a specific group. Cuz that's why you came up with this idea right? For us to all have avenues of different vuze? Insteed we don't we stay united and equal and not try to be hypicritical and do things that you were bitching about not too long ago, aka changing the badlands.

Anybody's free to found their own political party and essentially run as an independent.

 

[J&L Massacres]

Yeah well you cheated as chess

 

[Dual]

Yeah well you cheated as chess

I did?

 

[classichummus]

Yeah well you cheated as chess

He can't cheat in facebook chess!! it's impossible! You just got pwned!!!

 

[Dual]

The Mieses' Opening is definitely not one I would use.

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

:huh:

I'm founding the "Don't give a shit" party. Our opening event will be, whenever. We really just don't give a shit.




Standby for the announcement of the "WTF is this shit?" party.

 

[Yub]

And....bibblestix. Have fun playing pretend Senate or whatever. Yawn.

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

 

[Dual]

 

[Kitty]

:huh:

I'm founding the "Don't give a shit" party. Our opening event will be, whenever. We really just don't give a shit.




Standby for the announcement of the "WTF is this shit?" party.

My party should have a group name along those lines.

And....bibblestix. Have fun playing pretend Senate or whatever. Yawn.

Bibblestix might become my party's name.

 

[J&L Massacres]

What? You want a rematch? Careful, when it comes to chess my talk is bigger than my game.

 

[Loktar]

Anybody's free to found their own political party and essentially run as an independent.

Cool.

Now I just need a name. Of course this is all as meaningless as the Badlands modship and Spamitution buts its fun anyway.