Were you in the Earthquake?

[I Love Cunt]

Just kidding.

 

[Loktar]

You heartless bitch! My parents were taking a second honeymoon in Haiti and now their DEAD!:mad2:



Just kidding. LOL.

 

[Aquehonga]

The plates are moving again.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Dude that totally made me laugh dude.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Shoot I should have been like "OMG" OH NO! OMG! IM so sorry! Then you and I could fight and then stuff like that.

 

[I Love Cunt]

That wasnt' your father I felt that was the earthquake.

 

[Loktar]

The plates are moving again.

The stars and planets are aligning.....the hour of our destruction is nigh.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Your shokadoobie. Its all your fault.

 

[Loktar]

Your shokadoobie. Its all your fault.

Your not having sex with me as the prophecy foretold. Its your fault.

 

[jack]

Some evangelist said it's because they made a pact with the devil when they kicked the French out 200 years ago.

 

[FBI parte due]

Some evangelist spends his time off air jacking off in a shoe closet.

 

[jack]

That wasnt' your father I felt that was the earthquake.

When we last did the horizontal mambo I felt the earth move.

Was that an earthquake?

 

[Daystrom]

So: Half of New Zealand is sliding into the ocean. Bummer.

What do we doo??

 

[Loktar]

^Underwater amusement parks.

 

[Consumer]

The sheep complained, God did something about it.

Move along...nothing to see here...move along...

 

[Dirk Funk]

The stars and planets are aligning.....the hour of our destruction is nigh.