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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

And it's not even the 4th of July yet!
 
They're leaving before the 4th so we thought we'd have it a little early and ALSO there might be a hurricane heading this way so this could be the last 4th of July EVER.
 
HURRICANE TOYA.
 
OMG THEY ARE GONE :(
 
WELCOME BACK TO THE WORLD OF LONELINESS AND DESPAIR AND SLOW LOADING TIMES.
 
I think they gave me diarrhea!

*note to self - in the future never take a laxative thinking it will make the diarrhea go away faster, OKAY?
 
I MISSED YOU!!!

Also, you never give me your germs and that's nice.
 
That is indeed a nice thing to do.
 
I took my old dog to the vet to get his toenails trimmed (because I don't like to do it, okay?) and the vet tech gave me the stink eye because I'd let Mr Bill's nails get so long.
 
Tell him "THAT'S WHAT I PAY YOU FOR BITCH, NOW GET ME A SAMMICH!"
 
Mr Bill got even, he peed on their porch, and pooped in their shrubbery.
 
Dogs are so sinful.
 
I am browsing & considering a third cup of coffee before leaving for the farmers' market. Should I have it?
 
You've probably left by now...
 
My sister (the one who lives in Louisiana) is here for the next couple hours, my brother is supposed to be cooking chicken on the grill but he only just got started and WE'RE ALL GOING TO STARVE... also I might be a little late to chat.
 
I'm trying not to have a panic attack.

(That's always the answer to what I'm doing.)
 
FUCK SHIT

The internet is DEAD today.
 
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