WHAT DID PEOPLE DO BEFORE THE INTERNET?

[Mentalist]

........

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Played video gamnes with themselves. Talked on wired phones. Wrote letters. Typed things on typewriters. Bit the heads off chickens.

Ah, the 80s...I miss 'em.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Mutually masturbated in hot tubs.

 

[Mentalist]

We do stuff like that now though... And what was it with wood finish Tv's?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't do anything.

 

[Mentalist]

Played video gamnes with themselves. Talked on wired phones. Wrote letters. Typed things on typewriters. Bit the heads off chickens.

Ah, the 80s...I miss 'em.

What did they do for the other 23 hours?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Rested.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Anyone who spends less than 3 hours a day biting the heads off chickens...simply isn't dedicated to their craft.

 

[Mentalist]

Sounds like something the mormoms might do whilst wearing psychadelic headbands and playing acoustic guitars.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL THEY READ THE BOOK OUT OF A HAT

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Also the Amish, but at least they have their baking skills going for them.

Fecking Mormons just show up on Andy Williams Christmas Specials and sing till they go to commercial. Silly Jeebus Wankers.

 

[Gagh]

They burned the Jews