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What do I really, really want?

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
I want-a...I want-a, I want-a zigazig ha.

F'real, homies.
 
I might go to Cafe Spice for dinner tonight.

SUM ZIG-A-ZIG-A-TIKKA-MASALA, BEYOTCH!
 
There are roughly 12,384 restaurants/eating establishments within a 5-minute drive of my apartment in Rancho Cucamonga....and not one of them is a decent Chinese place! They're all some hybrid of fast-food/Japanese/Hawaiian/Mexican. BLEH!
 
And you run the risk of bumping into a brainless Hollywood celeb in anyone of them.
 
Like Victoria Beckham, ironically.
 
No, she never, ever eats.
 
I decided to go to Chipotle Grill instead, and got me a fat burrito.

Saltiest chips I ever ate -- they really want to sell you some beer while you're eating.
 
How could you possible know if there is or isn't good Chinese somewhere near?! We haven't eaten at all the places...YET!
 
It will be my life's mission to eat at every restaurant by the end of our lease. And then complain about how broke we are!
 
That is your right as an american!
 
I was surprised to find good Chinese in Harlem.

Then again, they get a lot of Columbia business too.
 
Lots of coke there eh?
 
True story. My ex's ex went to drug rehab in Colombia.

Irony?
 
I tell ya, I miss living in a bigger city where I could get Chinese, Italian, Indian, Sushi...all within ten miles of me.

Now, the only restaurants in my little town are Dairy Queen, Fiesta Inn, and we just got a Philly's Cheesesteak House. It looks dubious....

On the plus side, I am stoned.
 
YAY STONED!

For the love of Jeebus, I was talking about Columbia University. :hmm:

DON'T TRY TO MAKE ME MORE SURROUNDED THAN I ALREADY AM!!!!!11
 
Pray to baby jesus and his little baby manger!
 
It will be my life's mission to eat at every restaurant by the end of our lease. And then complain about how broke we are!

Kind of like, "We're broke, we're totally broke. I'm buying my PS3, you can get your make-up next week. Oh wait I'm broke give me all your money when you get paid.

I did get a new vacuum though, fun, fun, fun. Wasn't even a Dyson. :(
 
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