What do women gain from winning the Miss Ameica Crown

[starguard]

When I was very very young, I used to think that they gained superpowers like Wonder Woman or something (Heck.. I used to think the same thing about the president too...)

but anyways...after reading how the crown has just been awarded to a 17 year old girl, what do these women actually gain from winning this contest?

is it:

Money...

Free College Scolarships to their school of choice...

Acting carees...

Endorsements...


What exactly do these women have to gain from becoming winners?

 

[SuN]

Promotion
& u get to say to the others I HAVE THE CROWN BITCHES!!

Vanity isnt displayed as evilness in fairy tales for no reason

 

[jack]

They get a penis.

 

[Consumer]

 

[starguard]

 

[Donovan]

They get free dunkin donuts and a sex tape.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Hey why is there no Mr America? WTF is up with that?

 

[The Question]

They get a penis.

More'n' likely they get their pick of the penii.

 

[starguard]

I though maybe they'd get a date with Henoch

 

[The Question]

lumpty poopidoo

 

[starguard]

 

[The Question]

Somebody show me some titz.

 

[Sarek]

What exactly do these women have to gain from becoming winners?

A sugar daddy and bigger breast implants.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Salt Lick

 

[The Question]

I'ma lick somethin', I tell you what...

 

[Daystrom]

She writes her own ticket for life is what happens. No door is closed to her.