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I am the King of the Gutters. That's what I bring. Kneel and kiss my Mace of Bitterness and Vitriol.
 
I have a +2 Mace of Bitterness and Vitriol.
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Sadistic Bastard said:
If we go with a more efficient society, then we should begin by justifying various member's existences.

So, what do you contribute? Or are you just a waste of space.

To begin: I'm the local source of smutty stories.
I'm also the fount of relationship wisdom and knowledge.

And I have Kurt Russel in a Quentin Tarantino move role as my avatar.

How do you measure up? Huh?
-SB
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Define troll retard...somebody needs to contribute their foot up your ass. If I want smutty stories I go to the huns yelllow pages or call your mom. You contribute superfluous chatter and body odor.
 
It's when you squeeze your sphincter in just that right way that I spontaneously projectile ejaculate, Hennie.

Similar to the way Hellman makes me ejaculate with his little Hitler 'stach on the upsuck.
 
jack said:
NO MENSTRUALIST OMG LOL
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My spelling is shit, but you got the idea...from what I've seen menstrualist is about as usefull as a bloody vagina. I'm sure he's great for little tasks like ruining underwear or staining really expensive silk sheet.
 
My spelling is shit, but you got the idea
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You mean that despite your mangling of the English language it's still quite clear that you're an epic nobjockey?

I think you may be onto something.
 
Mentalist said:
You mean that despite your mangling of the English language it's still quite clear that you're an epic nobjockey?

I think you may be onto something.
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I think you might be ON something....other than the rag. There are 2 kinds of people on message boards

1. people that are insecure about their mental prowas, so they try to bring light to their supposed superior intellect...AKA mentalist
2. People who actually are intelligent and have nothing to prove so even a minor spelling or grammar mistake does not bother them
3. Queers like gagh
 
alabaster said:
I think you might be ON something....other than the rag. There are 2 kinds of people on message boards

1. people that are insecure about their mental prowas, so they try to bring light to their supposed superior intellect...AKA mentalist
2. People who actually are intelligent and have nothing to prove so even a minor spelling or grammar mistake does not bother them
3. Queers like gagh
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No, I am the one whom often makes minor spelling and grammatical mistakes. You just mangle the language completley. Read a book, I hear it helps.
 
Mentalist said:
No, I am the one whom often makes minor spelling and grammatical mistakes. You just mangle the language completley. Read a book, I hear it helps.
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Show me where I've mangled any language, Dr. Douchelittle.
 
people that are insecure about their mental prowas, so they try to bring light to their supposed superior intellect...AKA mentalist
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Keep handing me those neg's...you are the only one to - me sence I got here you queer. Eat shit and die.
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"Silence peon"

Listen you queers, if you can't stop drooling out the side of your mouth long enough to compose a somewhat cognoscente response, something of substance....don't waist my time or yours. Mentalist is obviously not known for his stunning mental abilities, no chance of you silencing me.

Where the fuck are all the women in this dump?
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with 80K poasts you'd think this guy wasn't a n00b. Don't pretend like you never heard of poasting on a message bored.
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You're a teenager though, right? Have you not finished school?
 
alabaster said:
There are 2 kinds of people on message boards

1. people that are insecure about their mental prowas, so they try to bring light to their supposed superior intellect...AKA mentalist
2. People who actually are intelligent and have nothing to prove so even a minor spelling or grammar mistake does not bother them
3. Queers like gagh
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I'm Queer and insecure about my intelligence.
 
Mentalist said:
You're a teenager though, right? Have you not finished school?
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While I'm sure you could easily be p0wned by a teenager... I am not a teenager and technically I never finished school. I quit school and went to work about 20 credits short of my bachelors degree.
 
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