Lord Raffles
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Sarek said:What?
Do try and keep up boy.
Sarek said:What?
Lord Raffles said:Do try and keep up boy.
Ultros said:I eat bugers.
Ultros said:I peed my pants.
Sarek said:the time was 9 o' clock. slowly i crept up the stairs, full of joy at the prospect of the next few moments. this time i had planned it well; the wife would be going out to her mothers, and i would be alone with our first born child. it was the perfect opportunity, and i couldn't resist. as i approached the children's bedroom my heart began racing. i began breaking wind with excitement, my stomach full of butterflies and my cock pumping with blood. "daddy, is that you?" asked the timid frightened voice of the comming pwn. we had been here before, and she knew what was in store. "call me sarek, not daddy" i insisted, with an authoritive flare of a headmaster.
my first born was delightfull that evening, and my wife still doesn't know.
Lord Raffles said:How long can we endure this filth?
Sarek said: