What do you have to say for yourself?

[Ilyanna]

She doesn't hide it very well imo.

 

[Dr Dave]

She doesn't need to, as most people do not believe in the lizard people.

 

[Ilyanna]

There are still people not aware of the threat these creatures pose? That is not ok, Dr Dave! What is the MF going to do about it?

 

[Dr Dave]

Spam spam spam?

 

[Ilyanna]

sounds like a sensible plan!
(this rhymes with your post.)

 

[Dr Dave]

YOU RHYMER!

 

[The Question]

It's all my penis's fault.

 

[Ilyanna]

What, my rhyming?? While I have occasionally sung a man's praise or thank God, I am pretty certain no penis will ever make a poet out of me - maybe tempt me to do a dirty limerick, though.

 

[Dr Dave]

I wonder if Cassie does penis poetry.

 

[Ilyanna]

I bet she does. I can just see her standing in front of all those jars and recite some verses to them.

 

[jack]

Wow, all this talk of things in the basement is interesting

 

['Gear]

I am pretty certain no penis will ever make a poet out of me

L_O_L!

 

[Ilyanna]

'Gear:
Maybe in German

Being as Spam in German is "Frühstücksfleisch" and plan is Plan.... let's just say it would be a quite unorthodox rhyme. (I blame my whacky pronunciation, ftr)

 

['Gear]

Well the next logical question then would be why does Dr. Dave want to 'Span, span span and what does he hope to accomplish by doing so?

 

[Ilyanna]

dammit, got me there. Wait a minute, it's Dr Dave who wants to span - he's the one to explain exactly what he meant with such a dubious post!

 

[The Question]

Maybe he just wants to smoke some POTZ! After all, he did enter a "doobie"-ous post IMHO! issed:

 

['Gear]

Well if by span he means frühstücksfleisch, then I think we know exactly what he's up to.

 

[Ilyanna]

ok, admit it - you c&p'd that word, didn't you? hprazz:

 

[Cassie]

We should plam a rescue mission!

 

[Ilyanna]

Absolutely!! Let's make a tray of jan sanniches to distract Dr Dave's captors while the men break into the basement!