What does Max Clifford think about Peter Andre and Jordan splitting up?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
He must have an opinion!
 

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
And a new bathroom when they get back together again.
 

whisky

Boobie inspector
Which they will have to do when their kid gets so ill only a transfusion from daddy will save him, and another biography from mummy
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Peter Andre should return to Neighbours.

(Was he ever in it/)
 

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
That man is satan I tell you.

peter Andre is yet another soul whose egg he is eating from long fingernails
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
BDM should be happy Jordan's single.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/80477/Will-Kate-pay-the-Price-/

"If I was looking after Jordan I'd tell her to throw herself into work for other people, using her profile to make TV shows that help others. Get a cause, be liked.

"The best thing Jordan could do would be to study Jade Goody, who turned her image around overnight - Jade's death was the next thing to Princess Diana's.

You couldn't make it up!
 

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
Er, she turned her image around overnight by being dead the next morning!
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Well Jordan, you know what to do...
 
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