Troll Kingdom

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

What does Max Clifford think about Peter Andre and Jordan splitting up?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
He must have an opinion!
 
He probably thinks he'll get a new kitchen out of it
 
And a new bathroom when they get back together again.
 
Which they will have to do when their kid gets so ill only a transfusion from daddy will save him, and another biography from mummy
 
Peter Andre should return to Neighbours.

(Was he ever in it/)
 
Acting? Really?
 
That man is satan I tell you.

peter Andre is yet another soul whose egg he is eating from long fingernails
 
BDM should be happy Jordan's single.
 
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/80477/Will-Kate-pay-the-Price-/

"If I was looking after Jordan I'd tell her to throw herself into work for other people, using her profile to make TV shows that help others. Get a cause, be liked.

"The best thing Jordan could do would be to study Jade Goody, who turned her image around overnight - Jade's death was the next thing to Princess Diana's.

You couldn't make it up!
 
Er, she turned her image around overnight by being dead the next morning!
 
Well Jordan, you know what to do...
 
Back
Top