What fictitious unfair happening can we ramble on incoherently about today?

[Gagh]

Wacky's feet trapped in Alien Quicksand put there by Devious unamed individuals?

Cassie's fingernails chewed by a tiny invisible gremlin?

The Tomtrek's nasal hair plucked overnight and glued to his nose?

ALL OF THESE THINGS PURE COINCIDENCE? I think not! Stand up and fight, brethren! Together we can stop all wrongdoers (and invisible gremlins).

 

[CaptainWacky]

Gagh's nose attacked by tiny nose-tickling ducks who actually wanted to get out of the nose-tickling business and become mafia hitmen but they have to do ONE MORE JOB for the nose-tickling duck boss and unfortunately Gagh sneezes and kills them and they will never see the Shire again?

 

[Gagh]

That reminds me, Wacky.

Bombadil are an American band.

http://www.bombadilmusic.com/

If Bombadil can be a band, I shall not rest until Metal Feet are one also.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES and they stamp around on stage with big metal boots on.

 

[curiousa2z]

to hide the fact that they only have four toes!

 

[Gagh]

The other toe was taken away by an unseen administrator! Let us post long wistful eulogies about the 5th toe in numerous threads, bumping many where it has only a mere tenuous link at best!

 

[curiousa2z]

or a tumultuous one at worst!

 

[whisky]

today its very windy where I live, and yet the only wind turbine in town is TURNED OFF!

Fucking oil companies nobbling clean power

 

[CaptainWacky]

I feel sick!

 

[Cassie]

THE TINY GREMLINS HAVE STOLEN MY SANITY ALONG WITH MY FINGERNAILS AND THEY MADE SOME FAKE METAL FEET OUT OF ALL THAT WITH GLUE AND TEARS AND SHIT THEN CAPTAIN KIRK FLEW DOWN ON A MAGIC CARPET AND SCOOPED THEM UP AND TOOK THEM AWAY TO RIGEL FANTASY LAND WHERE COUNSELOR TROI RUNS THE SUPERHAPPY FUNTIME TITTY CHOMP CHOMP NOMNOMNOM OMG I NEED BRAINS.

 

[headvoid]

The Fifth Toe - It shall be our watchword, our saviour

OUR SECRET!!!

 

[whisky]

but what about cameltoe?

 

[headvoid]

Dirty minds are welcome within the family of the fifth toe.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

TK still makes sense.

 

[jack]

metal boot is a new hardxcore band strait from the roughest parts of ahwatukee..these bad ass's can make ur ears bleed when u hear the intence screaming..but it can also sooth your soul as the acoustic guitar enters your heart and touches places you didnt kno existed..but the sudden change of pace will make your ears bleed as the intenssely hard guitar rifts make you rock harder than you can image..there heart touching lyrics mostly about salmon are brilient and are favorite songs for children to sing along too..expect more from METAL BOOT.

Here's the cover of their first EP:

THEY EXIST!!!

 

[curiousa2z]

LOL - love the promo.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Good find, but the actual FEET must be metal.

 

[Ishcabittle]

do you think maybe collossus could front the band and make just his feet metal? that would be a small compromise, wouldn't it?

or are you one of those band managers that must have ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING perfect before they let the band take the stage and slaughter the audience with their rocking?

 

[Ishcabittle]

stunningly handsome frontman...

 

[Gagh]

METAL BOOT is simply a Monopoly rip off!