What if all the Gurkhas turn out to be paedos?

[CaptainWacky]

Will you still WORSHIP Joanna Lumley then!?

 

[headvoid]

We could get the Sun to have a national registry.

Find your local Gurkha, beat them senseless and feel good about yourself.

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT WAS THE SUN WHAT DUN THEM (IN.)

 

[headvoid]

The government are going to follow M&S example and take full page spreads in all the tabloids saying

"WE BOOBED" so here is a picture of an elderly man's (who fought in several wars for us) boobs.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The one in the wheelchair keeps looking up her skirt, the filthy bugger!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like Gordon Brown's youtube messages and I wish everyone would stop making fun of them.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Will you still WORSHIP Joanna Lumley then!?

Us gayboys already do.

PATSY STONE!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I like Gordon Brown's youtube messages and I wish everyone would stop making fun of them.

They make me feel like clawing out my eyes! He smiles during all the serious bits and looks serious during all the more light hearted bits!

 

[Gagh]

What happens if Joanna Lumley turns out to be a paedo?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

What happens if Joanna Lumley turns out to be a paedo?

I still watch Roman Polanski films, so I won't toss my AbFab DVDs.

 

[CaptainWacky]

His paedoness was socially acceptable.

 

[headvoid]

What if all the paedos secretly turn out to be Gurkhas? Will we have to chuck them out?

 

[CaptainWacky]

That'll be so fucking confusing. I think we'll have to jail them but give them a PS3 and XBOX360 in every cell.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I kind of think you guys owe the Ghurkas some child-flesh, if you sit down and add it up. imfo!

 

[headvoid]

The campaign starts here!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The Ghurkas will leave no child behind!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe all the money MPs have spent on their BOGUS EXPENSES should go to the Gurkhas somehow (along with JONATHAN ROSS'S PAYCHEQUE!!!)