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What if George Lucas promised to make star wars 7-9

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But to see the films you had to let him rape you?

At least those star wars fans who gripe about him raping their childhood would have something real to moan about
 
I'd let him punch me in the face, if he wanted, but not rape.
 
I thought he had said all along that there were 9 chapters.

And as for the rape, he's already repeatedly done that (metaphorically) over the years, so he shouldn't even charge admittance for the final 3 films.

IN FACT THE RED CROSS SHOULD SERVE DONUTS & COFFEE WHILE WE WATCH THEM.
 
Thats what he originally said, but hes been saying it was only ever six for a while now.
 
I still haven't seen any of the new Star Wars movies.... wait, I did see the one that has Jar Jar in it, can't remember much about it though.
 
they all have jar jar in them
 
eps 7-9 will be known as the Jar-jar chronicles
 
:(

I liked I through III.

But I also liked Nemisis, so I guess that explains a lot.
 
Gearge Lucas' hair freaks me out for some reason, so no rape for him, even if the Death Star was in the new movies. Well. . .maybe. No. Final answer.

I like Nemesis.

Amen
 
Cassie said:
I still haven't seen any of the new Star Wars movies.... wait, I did see the one that has Jar Jar in it, can't remember much about it though.
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WHAT!?
 
They are being shown on Spike starting, like, tonight or something.
 
YEs. You will at least like Episode 3. Everyone does. And Natalie looks really nice in episode 2 even when she's got terrible dialogue and Hayden Christensen to work with.
 
CaptainWacky said:
YEs. You will at least like Episode 3. Everyone does. And Natalie looks really nice in episode 2 even when she's got terrible dialogue and Hayden Christensen to work with.
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I LIKE THE WATER.
 
When I heard George Lucas describe the waiter as Ernest Borgnine, I thought he might actually get him to play it.

No such luck.
 
I'd forgive him of everything if he could work any of the following in there:

1. Ugnaughts in a lacy basque with metal feet
2. C-3PO is dressed like Hulk Hogan, but it is never mentioned or addressed
3. Karl, Susan & Libby Kennedy are all Sith Lords
4. Ric Flair takes Amidala for a ride up Space Mountain WOOOO!
5. Alan Titchmarsh gives Luke Skywalker some gardening tips.
6. Gordon the Gopher is a Jedi Lord
7. Lois & Clark from Smallville appear, but just constantly bicker in the background of one scene.
8. Kevin Keegan is the new co-pilot of the Millennium Falcon
9. Chewbacca is covered in sponsors like a Formula 1 Driver.
10. R2-D2 is replaced with Dusty Bin.
 
You missed out the Ian Botham spies
 
He should've made those besides the prequel anyways.

I KEPT WAITING FOR ANAKIN TO STOP WHINING, BUT HE NEVER DID.
 
He did at the very end of Episode 3. He just stood with his arms crossed looking at the Death Star.
 
LOL THERE WAS A COKE CAN ON TH FLOOT ER FLOOR IN ATAKC OF TEH CLONES OMG MOVIE ERROE PIGGIN HUFTER JISMOVERLOAD
 
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