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What if George Lucas promised to make star wars 7-9

TAP YOUR SKATEBOARD ON THE GROUND IF YOU MISS STINGER!
 
CaptainWacky said:
He did at the very end of Episode 3. He just stood with his arms crossed looking at the Death Star.
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That's only cause he wasn't talking AT ALL.

I bet he was whining in his head. "Why do I have to answer to this Moff Tarkin guy I'm a sith cyborg KOO KAA KOO KAA."

Yes, he even does the KOO KAA in his thoughts. He's that much of a bitch.
 
He did whine in the original trilogy too.

"Bring me the crew, I want them alive!"
"There'll be nobody to stop us this time!"

And in Empire he was so emo he was shitting buzzdroids!
 
I wonder if Brandon and Dwayne were amongst them!?
 
RICK PARFITT VS SIMON COWELL - THE FINAL JEDI / SITH DUAL?
 
RUN-IN BY TAZZ?
 
Episode 1, 2, and 3 were very good action/sci-fi movies.

Vin Diesel should play Obi Wan's tormented soul in 7-9, seeking revenge from everyone in the entire fucking universe. Episode 9 ends with the Big Bang, a.k.a. Vin Diesel destroying the world, giving birth to the universe as we currently know it.
 
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I'd watch it.
 
I would let lucas tickle my taint with a feather. I strongly suspect he would enjoy that kind of thing.
 
I love it when Lucas laughs. So cute.
 
Like the Pillsbury Doughboy...if he were a rich egotistical movie mogul.

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I don't think he's all that egotistical, just misunderstood!!!!!!1
 
Gagh said:
LOL THERE WAS A COKE CAN ON TH FLOOT ER FLOOR IN ATAKC OF TEH CLONES OMG MOVIE ERROE PIGGIN HUFTER JISMOVERLOAD
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Wait, what was this again? Screencap please.
 
I remember seeing it circled on a picture in SFX shortly before release, but apparantly it was edited out on the DVD release.
 
Like they edited out all the Natalie nip slips, the bastards.
 
NATALIE NIPPLES.
 
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